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		<title>The Gift of a Wedding Roast</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
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I recently write something very important:  a rhyming wedding toast/roast. Read a bit about what transpired from sharing it and a few things you might learn from my experience.]]></description>
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<p>This weekend I went to Massachusetts for the wedding of a dear friend of mine.  It was the only wedding ceremony I’ve ever been to <a href="http://theessayexpert.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gary-and-leslie-wedding.png"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2882" title="gary and leslie wedding" src="http://theessayexpert.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gary-and-leslie-wedding-300x243.png" alt="" width="300" height="243" /></a>where I laughed until I cried for part of it, and simply cried for the rest.  I was deeply moved by the love between this couple, and by the sentiments of their close friends and family who were given an opportunity to share during the ceremony.</p>
<p>Between traveling and spending time with friends, I did not have much of an opportunity to craft a blog article.  I did, however, write something very important:  a rhyming wedding toast/roast.  I thought I would share it with you, if nothing else as an example of how to tell a story in a short space.  As you read, pay attention to what details are shared, what is left to the imagination, and how connections are drawn between earlier and later couplets.</p>
<p>I acknowledge my father, who is no longer with us in body, but who inspired me by his example to write poems such as these.  Here’s the toast/roast, a bit about what transpired from sharing it, and a few things you might learn from my experience.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Wedding Toast/Roast – September 25, 2011</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>At DNE Camp, a story began</p>
<p>Of Leslie (our bride) and Gary (our man).</p>
<p>They met at a table across from each other,</p>
<p>(Leslie freed up from her duties as mother)</p>
<p>And gazed, and gazed, and gazed some more.</p>
<p>Then brought their flirtations onTO the dance floor.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>They danced, and they talked…  for hours they flirted…</p>
<p>This bond that they had just could not be averted.</p>
<p>But no matter how well she and Gary were matched,</p>
<p>Leslie preferred to stay unattached.</p>
<p>This line gave the couple a fairly fine start:</p>
<p>“You CAN have my body but NEVER my heart.”</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>But Gary was sure there was still more to gain.</p>
<p>They rendezvoused once on a Turnpike in Maine</p>
<p>And yes, since that meeting 15 years ago,</p>
<p>A lot has transpired…  as many here know.</p>
<p>There were moves, there were moods, there were protests and OH</p>
<p>There were bondings with dogs – the world’s cutest, you know.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>A year’s separation, and a new job for Gary,</p>
<p>All served to bring forth the real chance they would marry.</p>
<p>An engagement took shape, and a life more entwined.</p>
<p>It seems that for union this pair was designed.</p>
<p>And I hear Bucket’s heart shouting “Never say never!”</p>
<p>‘Cause Gary’s sure got it…  forever.</p>
<p>[Note:  "Bucket" is Gary's nickname for Leslie; capitalized letters indicate emphasis]</p>
<p><strong>Unexpected Results</strong></p>
<p>I read this poem to a crowd of 125 wedding guests, and had a lot of people ask me about what I do for a living.  One long-time acquaintance asked me if I wrote the poem myself, surprised to find out that I was a writer!  I had the opportunity to share about my resume writing, jokingly telling one of the wedding guests that I write rhyming resumes.</p>
<p>I let people know about my more creative resumes, including <a title="Graphic Designer Creative Resume" href="http://theessayexpert.com/pdf/GraphicDesignerResume-AFTER.pdf" target="_blank">one that was nominated for a TORI Award in the Best Creative Resume Category</a>.  One wedding guest asked for my card, telling me she was interested in hiring me to help both her and her husband with their resumes.  Another guest has a daughter applying to college, and was thrilled to meet an “Essay Expert” who offers <a href="../../services-rates/personal-statement-writing-help/">help with personal statements</a> for college!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>The Gift of Creative Expression</strong></p>
<p>I wrote this wedding poem because I love my friend Gary and had a TON of fun writing and reading it.  Not once did it cross my mind that the poem would lead to business.  Yet that’s exactly what it did.  The experience reminds me that by being yourself, by giving, and by sharing who you are with others, you can obtain unexpected results.</p>
<p>Whether you are a business person or a job seeker, keep putting yourself out there and giving your gifts.  If you have a story to tell, tell it.  You never know who might be listening.</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>I invite you to share any wedding toasts or roasts you have written you are particularly proud of…  or to share an experience of getting an unexpected result just by being/sharing yourself.</p>
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		<title>The Origin of Job Interviews &#8211; The Armstrong and Miller Show &#8211; BBC One</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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It has never been your job skills that get you a job. See how the cavemen did it in this humorous video from BBC One. The Origin of Job Interviews: The Armstrong and Miller Show]]></description>
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<p>It has never been your job skills that get you a job. See how the cavemen did it in this humorous video from BBC One. <a title="The Origin of Job Interviews - from BBC One" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56eAUCTLok" target="_self">The Origin of Job Interviews: The Armstrong and Miller Show</a></p>
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		<title>The &#8220;Blog&#8221; of &#8220;Unnecessary&#8221; Quotation Marks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Essay Expert</dc:creator>
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Last week I wrote an article about quotation marks, and I did not cover the topic of their overuse. Quotation marks are often used to &#8220;emphasize&#8221; a word when they are grammatically unnecessary or incorrect. Thankfully, another blogger has taken on the gallant task of locating errant quotation marks so that I can take a [...]]]></description>
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<p>Last week I wrote an article about <a title="The Quandary of Quotation Marks" href="http://theessayexpert.com/blog/2010/01/10/the-rules-of-quotation-marks/" target="_blank">quotation marks</a>, and I did not cover the topic of their overuse. Quotation marks are often used to &#8220;emphasize&#8221; a word when they are grammatically unnecessary or incorrect. Thankfully, another blogger has taken on the gallant task of locating errant quotation marks so that I can take a rest on this one. I just had to share!  <a title="The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks" href="http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/" target="_blank">the &#8220;blog&#8221; of &#8220;unnecessary&#8221; quotation marks</a></p>
<p>Also note: Using &#8216;single&#8217; quotation marks is also not grammatically correct, unless you are quoting something within a quote. For instance: Grandma always used to say, &#8220;I live every day by the words, &#8216;A stitch in time saves nine.&#8217;&#8221; Single quotation marks simply don&#8217;t belong anywhere else.</p>
<p>And thus concludes Part 2 of the Quotation Mark Quandary.</p>
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		<title>Some Humor on Writing! From Frank Fiore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
“Oh my,” said the writer. “Let me see heaven now.”
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
“Wait a minute,” said the writer. “This is just as bad as hell!”
“Oh no, it’s not,” replied an unseen voice. “Here, your work gets published.”]]></description>
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<p>I thought I&#8217;d post something a little out of the ordinary today &#8212; you might get a good laugh out of these, especially if you&#8217;re a writer yourself! <a title="Some Humor on Writing - Frank Fiore" href="http://frankfiore.wordpress.com/2009/10/31/some-humor-on-writing/" target="_blank">Some Humor on Writing</a></p>
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